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KIRI




A GIFT ACCEPTED


 
(After a mechanical robot rabbit built for one other Cubs interrupts the session, Kiri offers to create another one based on the Energizer bunny that I foolishly accepted. As a result, she reveals the details she expected to include in the construction.) 




Kiri: oh dear, dear, dear, dear. Oh dear, dear, dear, dear.

Russ: hi Kiri.

Kiri: yeah, hello. We need to go and awake up……..Tia’s gone to wake up Diana.

(one of the Cubs)

Russ: get her rabbit out of the house?

Kiri: uh-huh because Tia caught it, held onto it, handed it to me right? And it went limp because it was in restraints. I put it down and off it goes. The other option is that we just let it bounce around all night until the battery runs down. The only person that can switch it off is….

Russ: Diana.

Kiri: exactly.

John: so it’s a mechanical rabbit?

Kiri: uh-huh.

John: that you cannot shut off?

Kiri: exactly.

John: kind of like the Energizer Bunny that we have in our television commercials?

Kiri: yes.

John: it's very similar?

Kiri: yes, this one will keep going for about 12 hours non-stop.

Russ: have a little drum on this thing going bang, bang, bang, bang.

Kiri: I’ll make one for you dear.

Russ: thank you, that will be very wonderful.

(Ed. note: I would live to regret these words)

Kiri: uh-huh and of course because it will only be moving slowly, the battery will last I should say continuous use.......

(lots of laughter ensues)
 
Russ: just set it off, put it in the room and make it so that only I can turn it off, Karra would kill it. She'll take a baseball bat and she’ll just literally take it to its finest particles.

Kiri: I can make it go continuously without stopping……..if I put a little bit of a brain in there, I can have it work out a particular path that would……..I can have it going for a year and a half without needing a recharge, is that which you want?

Russ: that’s it, a year and a half.

John: a year and a half, oh man.
 
Kiri: you want it to stop every so often and go with the drumsticks and then off again?

Russ: there you go.

Kiri: cool, I can do that.

Russ: it will last all of an hour when the novelty wears off and Karra just throws it in somebody’s pool.

Kiri: I’ll make it waterproof. Do you want me to make it out of the same substance that I made the rabbits here out of?

Russ: yeah sure.

Kiri: okay.

John: yeah put a little pair of goggles on it too just in case.

Russ: she'll stick it out on Wookie Mountain, out in the snow.

Kiri: I made the ones here, I dropped weights of approximately one of your tons on it from about 50 feet repeatedly to test the strength.

John: yeah?

Kiri: all three of them have been through that test and all three of them survived with flying colors, not even a structural tweak apart from one has a slightly tweaked ear but that was because the sensor picked up a indentation in the weight and read it as being deeper than it was but that’s only the sensor in the ear.

John: what material is this made out of?

Kiri: it’s made out of a mixture of a Duridium and I can’t tell you the rest.