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KIRI




THE BUNNY GETS BIGGER


 
(Kiri is building a bigger, better Energizer bunny so she describes for a guest what the old one does. While it was supposed to be a gift, there may have been a bit of sibling rivalry involved knowing how much it will annoy her sister once it got running around.) 




Kiri: so I'm a coercer, engineer....I have an interest in as I pointed out, antique automobiles. I design toys.

Karen: do you?

Kiri: yes.

(Russ starts laughing)

Karen: why are you laughing?

Kiri: because he has a mind that's in a sewer.

Karen: oh those toys?

Kiri: no I don't design those toys.

Russ: no, she could but she doesn't.

Kiri: yes, I could design some very good ones.

Karen: you could just sell them so.

Kiri: so I've heard.

Russ: it's not in a sewer.

Kiri: no it's below a sewer.

Karen: no I didn't say you were going to sell them in a sewer.

Kiri: below the sewer his mind is. No I build robots and so on, artificial intelligence. For example, somebody has a very fond interest in a certain Energizer bunny.
 
Karen: oh I've heard.....yes, I've heard mentioned the Energizer bunny very, very often.

Russ: it's just a joke.

Kiri: uh-huh he's very fond of the Energizer bunny.

Karen: well I like the Energizer bunny.

Kiri: so I made him one. It's voice-activated to two voices only, mine and his, the battery has a life expectancy of 15 years, that's continuous use.

Russ: or you can turn it off.

Kiri: if you switch it off, it will probably last I should say maybe 30 years. My big sister can't switch it off. You grab it, it reacts in certain ways. Now I've just completed a bigger version so you get yours back.

Russ: yeah. (chuckles)

Kiri: you sound very enthusiastic about that.

Russ: well Karra sounds very enthusiastic about it.

(long-running joke about an unstoppable rabbit running around between apartments)

Kiri: uh-huh.

Russ: there is an echo in my head...Yeah!!

Kiri: so, you'll get your rabbit back.