(Kiri is an expert in the subject and shows it as she describes how the flowers are ingested, their effects between the three kinds and the tricky conditions it takes to grow them. She ends on a loving explanation of her favorite, the pink ones.) 

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Russ: hi Kiri.

Kiri: yo, flowers.

Russ: Kiri this is Linda, Linda this is Kiri…...

Kiri: yo.

Russ: the Kiri monster……

Linda M: hi.

Russ: better know her as.

Kiri: hey okay, Kiri monster, bite me.....whip me.

Russ: maybe a little description of yourself my dear.

Kiri: okay I’m about yea tall which is how tall?

Russ: six foot six.

Kiri: I’m not quite that tall.

Russ: all right, six foot five.

Kiri: I’m not quite tall.

Russ: alright.

Kiri: I’m about.....I'm about six one and a half.

Russ: oh.

Linda M: oh.

Kiri: uh-huh. I am kind of......

Russ: seems taller.

Kiri: at the moment I take tablets that changes the color of my hair. At the moment I am a redhead, my natural color though is a brunette.

Linda M: uh-huh.

Kiri: okay, I have blue eyes just like yours, I am fairly slim and I think the description would be what, willowy?

Russ: yeah.

Kiri: uh-huh.

Russ: some people use willowy.

Kiri: that’s the word I heard used the other day.

Russ: okay.

Linda M: very graceful you mean?

Kiri: yes. I am the daughter to the president on our home planet of Sirius, I am the little sister to Mme. ambassador. I’m an engineer…..

Linda M: hmm.

Kiri: I also have the ability to manipulate other people’s minds with my thought processes which is very useful however, it is covered by some very serious rules. The rules are briefly, and these are just very, very brief, these are the main ones. Never for personal gain, never for personal pleasure, never, never for doing harm. Those are the three main rules, there are lots of other little ones. Never to interfere in a karmic situation unless and there’s a lot of them that have clauses, unless. Unless the person is doing harm or unless you can see the Akashic records in history and see that by interfering and interrupting etc. etc. etc. etc. Okay, flowers, oh first of all any questions?

Linda M: no, I want to hear more about your flowers.

Kiri: oh flowers, the joy of my life, especially the pink ones. I’ll cover the pink ones last of all. Okay we have three varieties. Pink as I’ve already stated, blue, now the blue ones are a depressant, a sedative and what they do……..well first of all you ingest them by just munching them and they’re filled of a fluid inside and the fluid is part of the narcotic effect. 

Linda M: uh-hmm.

Kiri: what you do is you bite off the head, drink the fluid. Now if you drink just the fluid, you just get very, very sleepy. If you eat the whole entire flower as well as drinking the fluid, you get nice and mellow, you can continue functioning but it takes the edges off the world.

Linda M: hmm.

Kiri: the more that you eat, the more mellower you get until you reach the point where you fall asleep. When you wake up, you don’t have the feeling that you need more, you don’t have the terrible headaches, you don’t have the depression, you don’t have the cravings, you just wake up refreshed and get on with your life. They are sometimes prescribed for people that have sleeping disorders, for people that are overactive, people that have anxiety, students use them especially when they get overactive. The red ones, these are fun.

Linda M: ahh.

Kiri: I don’t do them very often but I do enjoy them occasionally. They are a…..what’s the word Russ?

Russ: they have…..

Kiri: opposite of a sedative.

Russ: oh it would be a amphetamine, no, not amphetamine…..

Kiri: they’re a pick-me-up.

Russ: yeah, close enough.

Kiri: uh-huh, that’s the best way to describe them.

Linda M: narcotic.

Kiri: it’s the same process. I am trying to think of……..what’s the opposite of a depressant is a…..

Russ: stimulant.

Kiri: stimulant, okay stimulant, stimulant, stimulant…opposite of a depressant…stimulant……..okay it’s stored. Okay, the stimulant effect is that when you eat the red ones, you get hyperactive, you get energized, you have incredible energy, you can stay awake for long periods of time. The more that you eat the more hyperactive you become until you reach a point where your body says I can’t take anymore.

Linda M: doesn’t make you sexually…..like you get sleep deprivation and it makes you very, very sensitive?

Kiri: no uh-uh, not these…..

Linda M: it doesn’t do that for you?

Kiri: not these…..

Linda M: oh okay.

Kiri: not these. We’ll get to that in a minute.

Linda M: sleep deprivation does that.

Kiri: uh-huh but it doesn’t increase the sensitivity of the body. 

LindaM: uh-huh.

Kiri: it gets to the point when you’ve eaten so many of them your body can’t take anymore, it just shuts down boomph that's it, you go out like a light. It decides your body says, "okay I’ve had enough, I can’t take anymore, I need to rest, I’m shutting down", boomph that’s it. You can eat one and your body can say, "uh-uh, I’ve had enough, I need to rest" boomph that’s it, you don’t get the carry-on effect of the one you just ingested.

Linda M: okay.

Kiri: okay my favorite ones, the pink ones.

Linda M: uh-huh.

Kiri: the pink ones are a lot of fun however they have a very short growing season of just under four weeks.

Linda M: do you have to freeze them?

Kiri: you can’t freeze them.

Linda M: oh.

Kiri: normally it’s in the spring of the area that I grew up in. The pink ones, they’re very fun. They are a sexual stimulant.

Linda M: uh-huh.

Kiri: very, very wonderful. It increases the body’s sensitivity, it increases the frequency that you can indulge in sexual activity….

Linda M: uh-huh.

Kiri: it increases the stamina, it increases the fluids, the lubricants and everything so that prolonged sexual activity doesn’t become uncomfortable like it can sometimes.

Linda M: uh-huh.

Kiri: it’s very sensual, it makes everything very fluid. It makes the feelings of warmth on the skin just right, it increases the stamina, it increases the frequency that you can…..

Russ: sensitivity.

Kiri: and sensitivity’s very important, both physical sensitivity of the skin, internal sensitivity of the erogenous areas, sensitivity in behavior. You’re more passionate, you’re more tender, makes you more willing to try new things. 

Linda M: hmm.

Kiri: it’s a lot of fun, they’re great, I really, really do enjoy them. I just wish that they had a longer season. Now the reason we can’t freeze them is because they’ve already been partly frozen. For them to be at their peak, they need to have a frost on top of them.

Linda M: uh-huh.

Kiri: so if there is a freezing process, basically what you’re doing is you’re breaking down the structure because the pink ones are so delicate. The red and the blue ones are fairly robust and you can freeze them however they grow year-round so there’s no point in freezing them. The pink ones are very, very delicate. I’m going to need your help explaining this Russ. One pink flower will go for the equivalent of three good bottles of wine which would be the equivalent to…?

Russ: 60 to……well actually good bottles of wine is about a $180.00.

Kiri: that’s for one flower.

Linda M: oh.

Kiri: I have the rights to about a quarter of an acre and I can can get close to if it’s a good year…..actually it’s a bad year but it’s a good year in the quantity……..I can get close to 12 dozen out of that quarter acre.

Linda M: hmmm.

Kiri: however, if there is a lot of them produced, they’re not as intense and the activity is not as intense. If there are a few produced, they’re much more intense. This being the fact that if it’s cold, they produce less plants. If there's a lot of water, there’s more flowers produced and of course a lot of water means that it’s warmer so that there's more flowers.

Linda M: hmm.

Kiri: this year was a bad year in the flowers due to the fact that it was a bumper harvest. We had more flowers this year than I can recall in my 61 years.

Linda M: hmm, do you mean yourself?

Kiri: uh-huh, we live close to a thousand years.

Linda M: oh.

Kiri: uh-huh.

Russ: she’s in essence younger than you and I.

Linda M: oh.

Kiri: bite me.

(chuckles all around)

Kiri: it’s been pointed out that’s why we appear to be more youthful, more fluid in our movements. Tia is not of our species and her life expectancy is about 200 to 300 years, that’s if she takes care of herself.

Linda M: hmm.

Kiri: but do you have questions on the flowers?

Linda M: I was wondering, are they legal?

Kiri: yes.

Linda M: are they very beautiful, does it look very pretty where you.....?

Kiri: yes it does, I come from the high mountain areas which is probably a little bit higher than your area. Your area is…..

Russ: 6,500 feet is about where we're at right now.

Kiri: yeah I’m used to growing up at about a quarter as high again which would be….

Russ: about 8,500.

Kiri: uh-huh.

Linda M: oh.

Kiri: yeah, so down there where you guys are is lowland for me. The best way to describe me is I'm a high-altitude chick.

Linda M: (laughs) that’s cool.

Kiri: uh-huh.

Russ: yeah they come…..their home on Sirius is very beautiful, it's a very lovely area in the mountains.

Kiri: uh-huh.

Linda M: I would like that.

Kiri: it’s a lot of fun.